When you hear a clear, huge fanfare, which is not short at all,
then you know right away that it's time for a hell of a lot of sports,
yes they will be football or hockey or curling or bandy o golf o pole o hurdles,
only sports, only sports, only lots of sports,
yes they are balls o clubs o hurdles o pucks o mallets o spears o penalties. (whistling)
They tell how things go o stand o do o move,
burn o feel o strain o turn,
be kicked o rook o poled o messed up,
o be fought over every single point,
o they lob o drive o bump o nod o surf in net and out.
(whistle)
O everywhere they run o run they,
o fight them o fight them,
o jump them o jump them,
o stop them stop them,
o top them o top them,
o drop them o drop them,
here and there on purpose,
and then they put a pearl there,
then they sit in the grass,
then they put a new fantastic reco-o-o-o word.
The ball to the puck
o the puck to the stick
o the stick to icing
o icing to the ice
o the ice to the horse
o the horse to the rat
o the rat on the rope
o the rope on the pig
o the pig makes a strut, HELLO!
And now over to an interview, with a girl who has won a medal,
o it feels good good?
-Yes it does, yes
here is the next sports battle
yes they are skulls o hook legs o horses o coachmen o trot o liniment,
only sport, only sport, just a lot of sports,
yes they are results, so you get a poster or table with comments
they are marathons, they are badminton, there is a lot left,
yes they are rallies or kula o skating o Salkov o even double Lutz
only sports, only sports, only lots of sports,
yes they are training o competition o sadness o despair o fall o miss a gate
[whistle ]
They tell you how it was o is o how o when
o becomes o became o if it becomes answer
o everyone wars and sweats and fights and kills and hates each other and fights
[frog noise]
And everywhere they talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and thank them o thank them o hate them o hate them
back them o back them o nag them o nag them
here and there on purpose
o then they put a cone there,
then you hear the crowd's screams,
then you throw the radio out,
labadabadam finally,
ladam.