I've been called a chauvinist
I've been called a pig
For singing songs about your crotch
And boobs that are real big
But every song's a love song
In its own perverted way
Hopefully you understand
The message I convey
That I just don't like big boobs
A or B, C or D
I just want to see your titties
'Cause I like boobs of all kinds
A or B, C or D
It doesn't matter that much to me
'Cause I like boobs of every shape and size
Areolas quarter-sized
Or boobs that are real round
One is bigger than the other
Or nipples that are brown
Bigger than the Matterhorn
Or pimple nipple cups
Doesn't matter how they look
I just want to touch
'Cause I just don't like big boobs
A or B, C or D
I just want to see your titties
'Cause I like boobs of all kinds
A or B, C or D
It doesn't matter that much to me
'Cause I like boobs of every shape and size
We like boobs of every shape and size
We like boobs of every shape and size
We like boobs of every shape and size
We like boobs of every shape and size