George Burns, George Carlin mothers club

One!
This old man, he played one.
He played knick-knack on my thumb.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played two.
He played knick-knack on my shoe.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
Three!
This old man, he played three.
He played knick-knack on my knee.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played four.
He played knick-knack on my door.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played five.
He played knick-knack on my hive.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
This old man, he played six.
He played knick-knack on my sticks.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
Seven!
This old man, he played seven.
He played knick-knack up in heaven.
With a knick-knack patty-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.
Eight!
This old man, he played eight.