George Carlin have a nice day

I had kind of an interesting morning this morning. I call it 'interesting', I use that word because I don't have a 'nice' day anymore. Frankly, I don't bother with them. I feel as if I've outgrown the nice day. Let someone else have a few. I've had my share. Why should I be hogging all the really nice ones? So I feel I'm beyond the nice day now. 'Course people still want me to have one. Everybody wants me to have a nice day. Have a nice day! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you give me my fuckin change, please!" Some people are really insistent- "I said have a nice day!"
"Okay, okay goddammit, all right!" Thats the trouble with have a nice day