I don't go to church on Sunday
I don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know that Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
Get down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied
I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Or suitable for this boy
But the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See, only the chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
That's good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me
To keep me
To keep me
Satisfied