Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, but I’ve been seen with Farrah
I’m never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I’ve been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don’t end up as mine.
It’s a death defying’ life I lead, I take my chances.
I die for a livin’ in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee.
I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.
’Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It’s true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.
I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it’s only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine.
’Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.