How've you been?
It's been a long time
Since you've been in
I've not seen you 'round
And how's your work
And how's your singing
I've been looking out for your name
And then your tongue slips and my throat sticks
And our friendship is just so sensitive
Racist jokes from funny blokes
You know some folks are just so sensitive
And I wish I had argued but you're the one with my throat to a blade
Long live the PC brigade
And I think
You're quite a nice guy
And I think
You quite like me too
And I'm sure
The idea that you've hurt me
Would be embarrassing to you
And it's not your fault that I didn't call you out and ask you not to use that word
But I think all that would achieve is next time you would check to see you're not overheard
How've you been?
It's been a long time
Since you've been in
I've not seen you 'round
And how's your work
Yeah, how're you keeping
Same old same old
We gotta make a pound
But then your tongue slips and my throat sticks
And our friendship is just so sensitive
Racist jokes from funny blokes
You know some folks are just so sensitive