You may have to rescue me
From limestone quarries frequently
Those corporate stunt shows you attend
Youâll never get asked back again
Hello spinal curvature
Get used to the mirthless furniture
Now weâve kissed Iâve written this list
I thought you ought to know
Themâs the vagaries
Themâs the vagaries
Themâs the vagaries
Themâs the vagaries
Themâs the vagaries
Themâs the vagaries
Well Iâll not sit backwards on the train
I canât say Iâll always flush the chain
And what I call pleasure you may call pain
Iâm talking five-day tests
Prepare to lose your dignity
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all
Ancient pack-horse bridges weâll avoid
Marijuana bores must be destroyed
Bin men thin men lexicographers
Squid yes, not so octopus
Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June
I simply wonât be there
No way joke shop excrement
Donât say the light showâs excellent
It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a
Fan of the band
Themâs the vagariesâ¦
Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot
Sheepskin nose-band, kids in Aldershot
You point to finches in my yard and you ask:
Whatâs them things there?
Themâs the aviaries
Themâs the aviaries
Themâs the aviaries
Themâs the aviaries
And Iâve been saving these
Things just for you
For you
For you
For you
- :
- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02