I fancy Iâll open a stationerâs
Stock quaint notepads for weekend Pagans
While you were out at The Rollright Stones
I came and set fire to your shed
âCos you probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
You probably work at an all-night garage
With Talk Radio on
And you curse my soul if I donât want petrol
Curse my soul âcos I donât want petrol
I only came down for a tube of Pringles
â¦Sour Cream and Chives
Because you gotta get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps and you gotta go around the counter and itâs really inconvenient; and when you come back, you toss them into that sliding metal tray device thing that separates us and you say: âOne pound thirty-fiveâ, as opposed to: âThatâll be one pound thirty-five please, sirâ. This is of course done to annoy me but has the opposite effect of amusing me no end, because suddenly Iâve got other things to buyâ¦
âIâll have two Scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite,
Two Scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite
Two Scotch eggs and a jar of Marmite
â¦what sandwiches have you got?â
Well now you become quite irate and your voice becomes louder, and you start to sound like Leadbelly at the Depotâ¦
âI got ham, I got cheese, I got chicken, I got beef,
I got tuna-sweetcorn; Iâve got tuna-sweetcornâ¦â
âIâll have ten Kit-Kats and a motoring atlas
Ten Kit-Kats and a motoring atlas
And a blues CD on the Hallmark label
â thatâs sure to be goodâ
Oh he went to play golf on a Sunday mornâ just a mile and a half from town
His head was found on the driving range and his body has never been found
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- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02