Grab your gear and life and throw it in the van
Kiss your job goodbye, it's time to hit the road again
Cook rocks in Springfield, dodge death with Bill
Forge on through the desert where we know the shows are ill
Alright
Driving through the mountains, tranmission fluid's low
Too broke to eat again, more shows canceled for snow
Transmission drops out, let's trade this fucker in
Halfway through to Kansas when a Mac Truck does us in