Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
I wanna get the hell outta here
Iâve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkinâ champagne instead of beer
Now I donât have much money
But we could work out something
I could send you 20 bucks a week
He said thatâs not how it works
And just what is your net worth?
I said my net worth is what I got on me
So I called up my mother in law
Told âer about the add I saw
Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
I said I need a hundred thou
Cuz we have got to jump in now
Weâll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways
So I met her down at the bank
Grabbed the check and then I ran
As fast as I could to the store
Now hereâs all the money
So pick some winner sunny
And call me up when we make the big score
Well I saw it on the evening news
That stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set an all time low
I wondered where did I go wrong?
Why did this happen to me lord?
Iâve got to get that money back, you know?
Well I just sat there and wondered why
I was gonna buy low and sell it high
But things sure didnât work out that way
I donât know what Iâm gonna do
And to tell yâall the truth
I think Iâve lost my assets today
Hey broker man, please donât make no more investments
Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants
Cancel that Mercedes, Iâm goinâ back to the old lady
In Little Rock instead of Paris, France
Oh, Iâll never play that game again
I think yâall saw me cominâ friend
And I jumped right in like a big fool
Oh I thought Iâd make some money
But itâs really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
Oh, I thought Iâd make some money
But itâs really kinda funny
Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who
Yes mother in law, Iâm checkinâ on it right now
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