Hans Teeuwen
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Horses
Jaahahaaa!
Do you know what I love very much?
Horses!
I love horses very much! I like fat horses, thin horses, big horses, small horses, but also black horses with a white point on their heads! Yes, I like that.
And I always find it so beautiful with horses that they prance against the background of a setting sun. I think that's nice. In the past I always went horse riding. I sat on the horse's back with a board. If your horse had to walk, I would hit him on the head with that plank. And then he was shocked. And then he started walking. And if I wanted to hit a little harder, I would hit a little harder *PASS*. And when I wanted to get rid of it, I hit it so hard *BANG!* that it collapsed through its front legs and I was able to step away straight away.
And when I wanted to continue again, I grabbed a bucket of ice-cold water , threw it over his head, he woke up again and then we continued riding! And with a good horse it would take me a week.
And after that week the horse was ready for hunting. Then I went horse hunting with my friends! And then we strategically chased the horse into a corner... of the er... stable. And then I was kicking his legs - because a horse has legs, right? - and you just kept kicking him until he fell to the ground like a block of concrete and then strangled him with your bare hand.
Then it could take a while, yes!
MÃÃr ladies and gentlemen, there were also people, and I would like to distance myself from this, those were people who liked it, who thought the horse was dead on the ground and then... the dead horse... in the ass to fuck! Yes, but I don't like that. That has nothing to do with sports at all!