Hap Palmer can cockatoos count by twos

Can a tree chase a flea?
Can a pig dance a jig?
Can a car travel far?
Can cockatoos count by twos?
two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve,
fourteen, sixteen, eighteen, twenty
Can a cat catch a rat?
Can a mouse lift a house?
Can a child run wild?
Can little red hens count by ten's?
ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty,
seventy, eighty, ninety, one hundred
Can a fish wash a dish?
Can a wall crack and fall?
Can a snail read the mail?
Can a rocket ship hop and skip?
ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one, zero