Hardcore Pong bad dudes

The president's been kidnapped by ninjascillators
A rescue plan is postulated
We're gonna curb stomp all the crime in the city
Using two mean men connected by MIDI
Are you a bad enough dude to cut off the resonance?
Malformed macro-malevolence
Are you a bad enough dude to cut off the resonance?
Attack the decay
Release the president
So here's the new deal from these two bad dudes
We encourage you to eat less processed foods
'Cause when your large intestine receives enough roughage
Then you'll really know what rough and tough is
Critical hits on the 8-bit blitz
Critical hits on the 8-bit blitz
Critical shits keep you physically fit
You only get one colon, take good care of it