Viewing lyrics for The Tool Song by HardNox.
*She dates tools, the whole Home Depot! The whole Lowe's! How low will she go!
I don't know... How low will she go? I don't know⦠HOW LOW WILL SHE GO?
When you met him in the summerâ¦
He cheated on you by Halloween, with your slut ass friend in front of the whole team! WHY?!
Cuz he's a two timin' tool totin' TOOLBAG, ya need to cut it off and throw it in a trashbag!
Cuz he's a DOUCHEBAG, fake GQ mag makes ya wanna gag got toolbag jetlag
She dates the same tools and it's always on the rocks sayin'
I
know
hell change hes
just
so
effing
HOTâ¦!
*To all the girls around the world and even up in Montana
Datin' some wannabe French Montana Hehhhh,
what
what!
Cuz ya wanna be like a Kardashian⦠Be ya self don't be like a Kardashian!!
She on the Tweeter tryin' to find a little Justin Bieber
Or Johnny Football tryin' to be his little wide receiver
She dates the same tools and it's always on the rocks sayin' I
know
hell change hes
just
so
effing
HOTâ¦!
**Breakdown:
Hey ladies! Why ya cryin' all night long? Send that DOUCHEBAG the TOOL SONG
Hey ladies! And no more FML, share the Tool Song and tell the tool to GO TO HELL!
And⦠don't give him that, little kitty cat, play the Tool Song, baseball bat
Don't give him that, little kitty cat, play the Tool Song, baseball bat