They dont know my flare for the dramtic
not a clue the talent i possess
pretty girls but not much in the attic
face-to-face with genius
and they never guess
they dont know they're staring at an artist
highly trained to take on any role
skillful mime and brilliant landry cart-ist
seeking retribution
for the life they stole
i almost acted chekhov
ibsen, shaw, molier
i amost stared as peter pan
imagin moi midair
i almost tackled shakespear, a blushing juliet
and if the house were big enough
i still could play her yet
they dont know im hotter news than duse
helen hays and benrhardt all in one
they're on top
and i look like a los-uh
wait and see whos standing
when my play is done
so welcom all ye bright and young ladies
your checking in to hotel hades
i wont stand by while critics praise ya
you're getting shipped to south east asia
but they dont know
they dont know
(in a chines accent)
sad to be all alone in the world
but they dont know