Attention, attention,
here follows an EO service announcement.
All foul language,
statements or persons appearing in this issue are not based on historical or
true facts.
If you take offense to this without being heard, then...
yes, Jesus Christ, I don't know anymore either.
I was recently in a sauna, you know, such a nice thing, so true< you have to go naked and all that, and where it's hot and all that, all of a sudden an Easter bunny comes in, you know, with those big ears, you know.
He opens his legs and says to me: What a beautiful bow you have around your eggs. I say: What? He says: What a beautiful bow you have around your eggs. I say: I don't have a bow on my eggs at all, man! Look at your own eggs! He says: AAA, do you want to see my eggs? AAA, do you want to see my eggs? I say: I don't need to see those eggs of yours at all, man! That animal didn't make me feel good, man! I think: Fuck off here! I walk outside and see that the thermostat is on. I think: Hey hey!
They melt the Easter Bunny! (x4)
Dad, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, does he?
You have to keep your mouth shut, you dirty, filthy, thrown out of the womb
cunt child! If you open that thief's snout again, I'll cut off your scrotum! And don't ask those stupid questions, yes!
They melt the Easter bunny! (x4)
Well, fan! After an evening in the sauna, I'm going to go to one of those VIP places, you know, have something to eat, and I'm standing in line, you know, and I feel something on me. a back! I turn around and think: No, no, no, it's the Easter Bunny!! Oh dear, oh no, not him
again! He says to me, he says: AAA, do you want to see my eggs?
MMMM, yes I want to see your eggs! Come over here with those balls! I pull off his scrotum and his eggs fall all over the ground. It went from: bong(x7)
I shout: I'm tired of you, you cunt! I'll grab him by his ears, and I'll hurl him right there into that greasy pot, you know! Shhh, like that! Good riddance!
They melt the Easter bunny (x4)