You and me and the holly and the ivy
Holly and the ivy, Christmas Night
You and me and the holly and the ivy
Together on Christmas Night
You and me and a bottle of Bacardi
laurel and Hardy, Christmas Night
You and me and a bottle of Bacardi
Together on Christmas Night
You and me, doing our thing
Hark The Herald Angels sing
You and me doing our thing
Together on Christmas Night
We can watch the silver stars a twinkling in the sky
We can play some punk rock songs, as Santa passes by!
You and me and the MC5
Morcambe and Wise on Christmas Night
You and me and the MC5
Together on Christmas Night
You and me and John and Yoko
Drinking Coco Christmas Night
You and me and John and Yoko
Together on Christmas Night