Well I once had a kumquat tree
It grew so tall, and it was big
And it gave me all of the things that I needed
Gave me a house, gave me a children
And by that I mean little boys that I can
Put in the basement
Of the house that it gave me
Everydaaaeeeaeey
Watch the kumquat tree grow in your yard
Because you never know what its gonna do
What is it gonna give you todaaaeaay?
Just got to love the kumquat tree, let it grow
And you're never gonna let it go
And you'll never know, even if it dies
Its gonna come right back, and gonna fill my eyeeeeees
I miss all the little boys that used to come over
And come in my basement and just take their shirts off
And...mmm, good stuff...hm hm hm
Show them everything, by that I mean take down my pants and shove my penis right in their
Their little butt hole
Cause I know they like it
Wait where am I going? This song is supposed to be about Kumquat treeeeeees
Watch the Tree grow taller
Cause its only getting older
You never know when its gonna grow bigger, and taller
What am I even talking about anymore???
I've been talkin' bout kumquat trees
Cause those are the good things in life
And never let go of the kumquat treeeeeees
(Guitar Solo) Kumquat Trees....Good Stuff
Watch the that kumquat tree grow all tire?
Cause you never know when its gonna get higher
Its gonna grow, and get bigger for yoooouu
Get all the fruits, and give it to the little boys
Cause they don't come around anymore
And I wish they did...Kumquat trees
I miss the Kumquat trees like they grow
Kumquat trees
Thank you everybody, this is Herbert The Pervert and I just wanna thank yall
For listening to my song about kumquat trees and little boys
(Random Old man Squeaking noises)