I never thought I'd wind up in a lousy little place like this
There's a girl with green teeth and she's gettin' kinda hard to resist
There's a shot for me sittin on the stage,
And tonight I'm feelin my age
I never thought I'd wind up in a lousy little place like this
I never thought I'd play on a tiny little stage like this
We got good songs and I can't figure why they ain't hits
I could get to first base on my looks
If I could stand on telephone books
I never thought I'd play on a tiny little stage like this
I always thought I'd hitch up with a real pretty gal like you
But I wound up with a shrew and she's always tellin me what to do
I'd like to ask you for a date
But I can't afford to get home late
I guess I'll never hitch up with a real pretty gal like you
I never thought I'd wind up in a crappy little band like this
Every time we take a bow the audience starts to hiss
I'd quit the band if I had the nerve
But I guess I'm gettin' what I deserve
I never thought I'd wind up in a crappy little band like this
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- Rockabilly - Best of, Vol. 2
- Live in Boulder 2013 Vol. 2 (Remastered)
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- Our Brand
- Desert, Vol. 3
- Live in Montana (Remastered)
- Our Brand (Remastered)
- Indie Rock Dance
- Hillbilly Hellcats
- Rev It Up With Taz
- Rockabilly - Best of, Vol. 9
- Rev It up with Taz (Remastered)
- Early Daze
- Early Daze (Remastered)
- Country Songs Vol. 20
- Indie Rock Travel