Holy Soldier mumbo jumbo

MUMBO - JUMBO
I never thought I could trust the label, expired three ninety-five.
Living on caneed food and cable, there's a channel looking fine.
(Chorus 1:)
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, and he's right on my back,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, no mistakin' that.
Its remote control nirvana, anything you want you'll find.
Five hundred preset real life dramas, remeber when it was only ninety-nine
(Repeat Chorus 1:)
(Chorus 2:)
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, and I've lost something here,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, make it all disappear.
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, somehow, Lord-its not right,
I found Mumbo-Jumbo, someone turn on the light