4, 3, 2, 1 (ugh!)
Wake up at noon, what the hell's in my bed?
I thought I called her a cab (I thought I cleaned up this mess)
Keep my muscles confused at the gym all day
Grab a fist full of Frickles and a protein shake
(Rock)
Hit the tanning bed, no there ain't no question
Always talk my way into a second session
Got my laundry, shower, (body spray)
open collar, (bombs away)
Gotta trim the lawn so the shorties can play ;)
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
All the haters can hate, and all the hearts can break
But I'm not goin' home alone
It don't get any better, so just put your hands together
(clap clap clap clap)
Yeah people say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
Oh all up in the club watchin' out for grenades (boom!)
I drink a Long Island, while they sippin' haterade
A shortie wants the business and her body is sick
Later on I'll text her back with a photo of my...
(Break out my wife-beater, but I'd never beat my wife)
'Cause I'm single and I only hit dudes
(You wanna fight?)
Not now! I'm breakin' it down, fist bump
Dodge the hippo, booty hump
You creatures from the zoo can't keep this hottie of my junk
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
All the haters can hate, and all the hearts can break
But I'm not goin' home alone
It don't get any better, so just put your hands together
(clap clap clap clap)
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
(Oh-whoa-ohoh Oh-whoa-ohoh)
All the haters can hate and all the hearts can break
(Oh-whoa-ohoh Oh-whoa-ohoh)
Abs, laps, traps, go, thighs and tris (no cardio)
Chapstick, (gotta keep it real)
I could've been a Navy Seal
Lather, rinse, gels, (stop)
Blow it back, (triceratops)
Pants off, (wax on)
Karate body, Genghis Khan!
Sport's center, bufflo wings
Platinum cards go bling-bling
Rock, rap, techno
Drakkar Noir, LMFAO
Cash cash money gon' make it rain, I can afford a big ol' chain
No coat in the winter 'cause I never feel pain
Neurologist said I've got a very big brain
Hit the club, drink Patron
Party party party party, camera phone
Throwin' up signs, poutin' my lips
Tag me in a photo when you post that sh
TGYL, I'mma BRB
Don't forget to DVR my UFC
There's a hottie with a body and she wants what I got
So I drop my aviators and I do the robot
(N-not goin' home alone)
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
All the haters can hate, and all the hearts can break
But I'm not goin' home alone
It don't get any better, so just put your hands together
(clap clap clap clap)
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
(Oh-whoa-ohoh Oh-whoa-ohoh)
All the haters can hate and all the hearts can break
(Oh-whoa-ohoh Oh-whoa-ohoh)
It don't get any better, so just put your hands together
(clap clap clap clap)
People say I'm the man, yeah I do what I can
And I'm not goin' home alone
(And I'm not goin' home alone x3)
END ;)