Story time, bitch
All across the East Side
What?
I represent Delray
Delray?
South West Side
This Gypsy aunt of mine
(You're the lucky one)
She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
(You're the lucky one)
Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust
I started to get pissed
(You're the lucky one)
This lamp is all I get
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean
(You're the lucky one)
A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream
I was like
Blaam! Free hoes
Blaam! Nyquil
Blaam! Faygo
(Anything I want)
I was like
Blaam! Sharp axe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Hot tracks
(Everything I need)
Now I'm in a fizzle
(You're the lucky wizzle)
Hotties on thy wizzle
Still a juggalizzle
I drive a platinum car
(You're the lucky one)
It has a tennis court and a bar
You know who I are
Money out the ass
(You're the lucky one)
I'm wishin' while it last
Genie's movin' fast
I want my
Blaam! Free bank
Blaam! Necks cut
Blaam! My shank
(Anything I want)
I want my
Blaam! Hot wings
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Big thangs
(Everything I need)
Now I am a king
(You're the lucky one)
I have everything
Nothing's challenging
Nothing makes me proud
(You're the lucky one)
I stand out in the crowd
While others beg out loud
I remember when
(You're the lucky one)
Money was so thin
But dreams were all up in
Looking at the lamp
(You're the lucky one)
Would I give it all back?
Shit, fool, give me that
I'll be like
Blaam! Bitch slaps
Blaam! Cheap wine
Blaam! Dub H
(Anything I want)
I'll be like
Blaam! Half pipe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Moonlight
(Everything I need)
I'll be like
Blaam! Free hoes
Blaam! Nyquil
Blaam! Faygo
(Anything I want)
I'll be like
Blaam! Sharp axe
Blaam! Good weed
Blaam! Hot tracks
(Everything I need)
Blaam!
The moral of the story is
Blaam!
Those who never had shit
Blaam!
And then get shit
(Anything I want)
Need to get shit
Blaam!
So if you got shit
Blaam!
Or you need shit
Blaam!
Get some shit
Go, get your shit
Fuck this shit
(Everything I need)
Where JD at?