Welcome to the jungle
where I am THE KING!
At the TOP of the FOOD CHAIN
Hunt and kill everything
and you call THAT a STEALTH
Mine is 7 times LONGER
When you're steppin' near a bush
You'll see who's CLAWS are STRONGER!
I save a SPACE that I can PLACE my most prized possession
Your head's the TROPHY for the centerpiece
of my COLLECTION!
(HAH, in your dreams!)
You must be BLIND to even think that i could EVER be DEFEATED!
Oh wait, you kinda are...
I took your EYE before you ran and RETREATED
Then i proceeded...
to HEAT it up and EAT IT!
Next time we meet up ISOLATED
you'll end up deleted!
You're so INFECTIOUS to this GAME
and it's causing a crisis
I mean. just look at your kit
it's got the EBOLA virus!
(Ebola was so 20-14 bro.)
That joke was so bad
I died a little bit inside
I guess it's good that I was born with these
9 FUCKING LIVES!
You're just a tiny PURPLE BUG
that I could easily SMASH
Even AMUMU WOULDN'T hug
a pest that dwells in the TRASH
And when you see that YELLOW sign
You're gonna need a HARD PEEL
Just take a look at my SCORE
I'm more FED than GARFIELD!
(You're only fed cuz my botlane doesn't work.)
You got me cornered so there's only one SOLUTION
I must power up to WIN this with my
MECHA EVOLUTION!
(AAAAAAARGH!)
You're living a DELUSION
and my power's your CONCLUSION
When I find you in SECLUSION
it'll be YOUR EXECUTION!
(Hah. You're just a pokémon wannabe)
You said a lot of words...
and it has got me in CONFUSION!
Now it's time to show you my...
SUPER MEGA EVOLUTION!
puts on hood
(Kha'zix dies)
- :
- The Juggernauts (Zedd - Beautiful Now ft. Jon Bellion...
- Compilation
- League of Legends Parodies, Volume 1
- Instalok Originals
- League of Legends Parodies, Volume 2
- League of Legends Parodies, Volume 4
- League of Legends Parodies, Volume 3
- League of Legends Parodies, Volume 5
- 4v5 (Best Day of My Life Parody)
- What Does Teemo Say? (What Does the Fox Say Parody)
- Instalok Collection: Poro-Tastic
- Queueing Up (Wake Me Up Parody)
- Carrying (Clarity Parody)
- Gangplank vs. Miss Fortune (Rap Battle)