You my girl and I'm your man
And if you're in this for life
Keep mama and your friends
From crossing the line
I know they want to see you happy
But it would be our demise
And you don't want that, I don't want that
We don't want that
We fuss and we cry and say things we regret
Like I wish I never met ya and I hate ya
Right before make up see
I know they wanna see ya happy
But, baby, it would be bad
If we could make a bet
Yeah, let's make a bet
We could make a bet
The next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait, wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listening
Imagine for a minute the bed is listening
Listenin', listenin', listening
Tell everybody your side
But you leave mine out
Now I'm the bad guy
(I'm the bad guy)
When I come around
Girl, you got them thinking
I turn your smiles into frowns
They think that all I'm about
What that's all I'm about
They think that's all I'm about
The next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait, wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listening
Imagine for a minute the bed is listening
Listenin', listenin', listening
Headboards, sheets, bedspreads, squeak
All that sexy pillow talk we been talking
But the bed is listening, the mirror, manage
Tell me why they all up in ours
How I had your body twisted in them positions
Now the next-door neighbor's listening
The next time you get the urge
To pick up the phone
To let everybody know
Let 'em know I did you wrong
Let it wait, wait until I get home
To tell the bed your condition
The bed is listening
Imagine for a minute the bed is listening
Listenin', listenin', listening
We could switch positions
The bed is listening
Imagine for a minute the bed is listening
Listenin', listenin', listening
Imagine for a minute the bed is listening