All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids
And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they cant be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey
And it's one, two, three
The kids love the monkey
And it's four, five, six
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven, eight, nine
Havin' a good time, yeah
National Guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the kids
And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
'Cause they're down by the pond
Playin' hockey with the monkey
And it's one, two, three
The kids love the monkey
And it's four, five, six
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven, eight, nine
Havin' a good time, yeah
It's one, two, three
The kids love the monkey
And it's four, five, six
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Seven, eight, nine
Havin' a good time, yeah