Went down to Tin Pan Alley
Just to see what's goin' on
Things so hot down there
Couldn't stay very long
Hey hey hey hey,
The roughest place I've ever been
All the people down there
Livin' on whisky, wine, and gin
I heard a woman scream
I peeped through the door
Some cat was hitting on this women
With a two-by-four
Hey hey hey yeah,
The roughest place I've ever been
Well the people down there
Livin' on whisky, wine, and gin
I heard a shoot gun blast
Somebody yell
They said he got a hole inside
And he can't get well
Hey hey hey hey,
The roughest place I've ever been
All the people down there
Living on whisky, wine, and gin