Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around
Bust your buns, bust your buns now
It's catchin' on in every city and town
You can do the tricks the surfers do, just try a
Quasimodo or The Coffin too, why don't you?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve
Bust your buns, bust your buns now
Takin' gas in a bush takes a lotta nerve
Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians, too, will bug ya
Shout Cuyabunga! now and skate right on through, why don't you?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
You can do the tricks the surfers do, just try a
Quasimodo or The Coffin too, why don't you?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
So get your girl and take her tandem down the street
Bust your buns, bust your buns now
Then she'll know you're an asphalt athlete
A downhill grade, man, will give you a kick
But if the sidewalk's cracked, ya better pull out quick, why don't you?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard me?
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me