Farting at Staples, we're farting at staples
Look at the two of us we're farting at Staples
Farting on the Sharpies, farting on the pencils
Farting on the calenders, and farting on the stencils
Farting at Staples, we're farting at staples
Look at the two of us we're farting at Staples
Farting on the office chairs, farting on computers
Farting on the hole punch, and on the cashier's hooters
We like walked up to this guy, and it's just like Hey, do you know where, like, the sick section is?
He's like Wait, like, the pocket thing?
And I'm, I go Yeah and Linus goes Yeah
And then I'm like, Hey, do you smell that? and Linus goes No
And he's like What? You mean the pocket thing?
Farting at Staples, we're farting at staples
Look at the two of us we're farting at Staples
Farting on the printers, farting on the post-its
It's hard to tell which we like farting on the mostest