ZAZU: Chimps are going ape, firaffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed interes in my nest egg but I quickly said, No thanks!
We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited will be coming back from lunch
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
MUFASA: What are you doing, son?
YOUNG SIMBA: Pouncing
MUFASA: Let an old pro show you how it's done
ZAZU: The buffalo have got a beef
MUFASA: Stay low to the ground
ZAZU: About this season's grass
Warthogs have been thwarted
In attempts to save their gas
YOUNG SIMBA: Yeah, stay low!
Flamingoes in the pink
Chasing secretary birds
MUFASA: Shh, not a sound
ZAZU: Saffron is theis season's color
Seen in all the herds
Moving down the rank and file
MUFASA: Take it slow
ZAZU: To near the bottom rung
MUFASA: One more step
ZAZU: Far too many beetles are
Quite frankly in the dung
Aaaaaaaaak!
SIMBA: This is the morning report
Gives you the long and the short
Every grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
ZAZU: Agghhhh!