Jenna Marbles what are this remix

hehyloh.
i am a dog and i am new here.
i was just wondering...
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nawh i am still wondering becuz NO ONE EXPLAINED ANUTHING TO ME!
how did i get here, am i welcome?
what am i doing?
i must explore yawr crazi hooman werld.
HAW DO I HUMAN?
can you please teach me?
what are you what are i WHAT ARE THIS?!
what are this.
what are this.
what are this.
wat are this.
what are this.
what are this.
WHAT ARE THIS?!
i have so mani qweztionz.
and im veri cuhuriuz, becuz i want my qwestionz ansurd.
WHET ER THYS?!
where are yewr human friends?
im gunna luk around and judge people things.
whers ur chiykan.
what are this.
what are this.
what are this.
wat are this.
what are this.
what are this.
WHAT ARE THIS?!
awwwwoh i am so beyewtiful.
IY AM JUYST KYDDENG.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ALL THEYZ PEYPUL THYNGZ ARE, YOU WILL NEVAR ANSUR ME!
I WILL PEE ON ALL OF YAWR THINGS!!!!!!
LIKE THIS, AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS, AND THAT.
WHART-UR IT.
EEEEUEUUUUUGH AWHMIGUD I AM SOU NERVUS, aaaaaaaaggh, eeeeeeegghhhhhh awwhwhhheeeewwwatarethis???//???
who is THAT and who are U and why am i still here and whay are yew hear.
and what iyz this?
i have nut lernd anything at ull.
i still do nut knoooowh what awhrr theyz?
what are this, what are rthis, what are thyz, what ar thiz, whet r thyst, what r ths.
WHOT ARR THIHS.
mah...
i pooped ova ther.
i hayd to gou...