Sometimes I wish that I was an angel
A fallen angel who visits your dreams
And in those dreams I'd blow you a message that says
You really want me
Sometimes I wish that I was a wrestler
A Mexican wrestler in a red vinyl mask
And I might grab you and body slam you
Maybe cause physical harm
But when we would land
I might take pity on you
I can crack all your ribs
But I can't break your heart
You will never love me
And this, I can't forgive
That you will never love me
As long as I will live
Sometimes I wish that I was a beauty
A beautiful girl who was still 21
And I'd turn your head as well as your buddies
And I could afford to play hard to get
We'd go to parties and you'd show me off
And I'd go home with someone else
You will never love me
And this, I can't forgive
And it will always bug me
As long as I will live
You will never love me
And why should I even care
It's not that your so special
You're just the cross I bear
You will never love me
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- Tell the Truth
- Dottie’s Charms
- Miscellaneous
- California Years
- Happy Town
- Things Here Are Different
- Underdog Victorious
- A Day At The Pass
- Women Live from Mountain Stage
- The Bridge School Collection, Vol. 2 (Live)
- Enjoy Every Sandwich: The Songs of Warren Zevon
- You Sleigh Me!
- Women of Christmas in the Garden of Lilith
- Pink Pearl
- Jill Sobule
- I Never Learned to Swim: Jill Sobule 1990-2000
- Clueless
- Supermodel
- Entertainment Weekly: The Buzz
- Hit After Hit