Yoddle With Reeds
Miscellaneous
Ouch Ouch Cooling Spray
Ouch Ouch, Ouch Ouch he kicks me
Ouch Ouch, Ouch Ouch Cooling Spray
I'm a boy i'm from Argentina
my name is Diego Armando Maradona
Ever since I was four years old, I've had shoe chafing
from these damn soccer shoes
à I grew up on tacos and cactus jelly
and Pelle Pelé hangs on my wall
Aj aj aj, Aj aj he kicks me
Aj aj ouch, aw ouch radiator spray
Ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch he's kicking me
Ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch aw ouch radiator spray
We kicked a ball in the back street
we never had shin guards, goddamn no
We made a ball out of a bra
it smelled of sweat and had high PH
All the ladies shouted: Beware of the washing
but then they got a bicycletas in the middle of the lip
We all met and beat them with a thud
we won the WC- 78 and did wonders
And all the journalists wanted to take pictures of my shoes
because how can you heel with your toes
I can't explain, it just happens
you have to have studs in your plastic socks
Now I kick soccer in Napoli
and for that I get to drive a Ferrari
Before after WC 1990
so I hate everyone who eats spaghetti
And when West Germany received the cup
I said: Guys we'll take them in the bar