Moon (speaking): You know Reno, we should've teamed up years ago
Reno (speaking): We're two of a kind alright
Moon (speaking): Yeah, partners
Reno (speaking): Through thick or thin
Moon (speaking): Night or day
Reno (speaking): Right or wrong
Moon: If you're ever in a jam, here I am
Reno: If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal
Moon: if you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail
Both: It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blend-ship. When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot, lahdl lahdl lahdl dig dig dig
Moon: If your ever down well, ring my bell
Reno: If you ever catch on fire send a wire
Moon: If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine
Both: It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blend-ship. When other friendships have seized to gel, ours will still be swell, lahdl lahdl lahdl hep hep hep
Reno: If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
Moon: If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
Reno: If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain
Both: It's friendship, friendship just a perfect blend-ship. When other friendships go up in smoke, ours will still be oke, lahdl lahdl lahdl goof goof goof
Moon: If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
Reno: If you ever lose your shirt I'll be hurt
Moon: If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh
Both: It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blend-ship when other friendships have been for-gate, ours will still be great. (Moon: *laughing*)
Reno: If they ever crack your spine, drop a line
Moon: If they ever cut your throat, write a note
Reno: If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too
Both: It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blend-ship. When other friendships are up the crick, ours will still be slick (Moon: What?! What are you saying?!)
lahdl lahdl lahdl
Reno: chuck chuck chuck, chuck chuck chuck (Moon: quack quack quack, quack quack quack)
*Arguing*
Both: When other friendships have been forgot, ours will still be hot