John Caputo lunchmeat ready

Well she was number 23 I was 24 at the deli counter in the grocery store.
She had shoulders like a mule and a sizable hind quarters.
I new that it would be a while before I got to order she was lunchmeat ready.
She started with the ham and went on and on she was lunchmeat ready.
She ordered twenty different meats, ten kinds od cheeses.
She had me on my knees begging up to Jesus she was lunchmeat ready.
(She ordered Genua solomi then went to pastrami two pounds of bologna a side of macaroni olive loaf pepper loaf pickled and pamento loaf honey ham tavern ham smoked ham stop.
swiss cheese head cheese american too.
I could keep on going but my face it turning blue she was lunch meat ready.) Well now I'm seeking therapy she's always in my head.
I wake up in a cold sweat every night in bed.
I never will forget that day I always will regret it but she's the queen of cold cuts I goota give her credit she was lunchmeat ready.
She started with the ham and went on and on she was lunchmeat ready.
She ordered twenty different meats, ten kinds of cheeses she had me on my knees begging up to Jesus she was lunchmeat ready.
(She ordered Genua solomi then went to pastrami two pounds of bologna a side of macaroni olive loaf pepper loaf pickled and pamento loaf honey ham tavern ham smoked ham stop.
swiss cheese head cheese american too.
I could keep on going but my face it turning blue she was lunch meat ready.)