I got a real big deck
I got a pool out back
Got the best back yard
In the cul de sac
I got steaks on the grill
I got my neighborâs respect
Aw you ought to check it out if you havenât yet
I got a real big deck
Well I donât like to brag
But itâs hard to hide
It s about yay long
and it about yay wide
Well I seen jaws drop
when they see the size
I seen all them in shock and that jealous look
In other manâs eyes
I got a real big deck
I got a real nice lawn
If you wanna get wet
Just turn my sprinkler on
Donât need a trampoline
Donât need no volleyball net
Aw you know what I mean if youâve ever seen
My real big deck
Guitar solo
Bobby next door
He thinks heâs got me beat
But it comes up short
Man, He just canât compete
All the bored housewives
In the neighborhood
Have the time of their lives
Sittinâ on that old hardwood
I got a real big deck
I got a big back yard
My friends are real red necks
They like to party hard
They like to howl at the moon
With folks that we just met
You ought to get here soon
I got plenty of room
On my real big deck
Yeah you ought to check it out if you havenât yet
I got a real big deck
Aw What you see is what you get
I got a real big deck
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- Happily Never After
- Blood, Sweat and Beers: Best of the Bar Bands
- Kink Live #7
- Greatest Hits of the Eighties, Volume 2
- 107.1 KGSR Broadcasts, Volume 12
- KBCO 2003 New Music Sampler
- John Eddie
- Guy Walks into a Bar
- Guy Walks Into Bar...
- Who The Hell Is John Eddie? (Explicit Version)
- Let Me Down Hard