John Valby
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Well, I went to a party
And what did they do?
They took off their socks
And they took off there shoes,
They took off their coats,
And they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
They weren't gonna dance.
[Chorus]
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
Nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
Moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch
Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch
Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife sloppin huggy
You ball lappin slut sword swallow my chubby
She was workin on a wiener with her 2 big toes
She had one up her ass and one under her nose
She grapped two more and stuck em in her ears
She'll said i'll make em all come while i'm chuggin this beer
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- American Troubadour
- Bootleg Valby
- Butt Seriously Folks
- Double Valby
- Double-D CD
- Greatest Tits
- Half in the Fuckin Bag
- LIVE from Jackinsack, New Jersey
- Super Pixies
- The "Not Yet On CD" CD!
- WWW.VALBY.CUM
- Compact Dirt Digital Ditties
- Valby Rocks
- Double-D
- John Valby: Greatest Hits
- American Troubador
- John Valby Coming Soon On a Face Near You
- Operation: Fuck Iraq
- The “Not Yet On CD” CD
- The Old Fart Cuts Another One