I'm coming down for the weekend
So set me up with yr housemate
The difference between girls who wear leopard skin then
And wear leopard skin now is just shame
We miss the drama
We miss the dancing
We miss the drunks and the crowded smoking terrace
How I'd say I'd take you home
But I'm from Birmingham
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
You call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call
And they call and they call and they call and they call some more
In the time that it takes to finish this song I know you'll only get bored
How I'd say I'd take you home
But I'm from Birmingham
Oh, shame!