Jordan Galland green umbrella

When I first saw her with a green umbrella
My first thought was I had to tell her
I had to tell her that my favourite colour was green
One day I gave her another green umbrella
She said you better never make me jealous
Then she kissed me and we fell asleep
I said, we fall in love so easily
We all get passed around
Yeah we fall in love so much
Why you, why me, why now
She said she didn't know what I was talking about
She frowned and kicked me out
She didn't seem to care that it was raining
She gave me quiet a scare by saying
You' re gonna have to learn I'm not playing
and you are not staying here
She said, boys like you just disappear
When boys like you get too tough
Girls like me don't get too near
And we pretend that we had enough
She said here, just take this green umbrella
I said baby I'm not laughing with you
Girls like you are kind like the mafia
First you wanna make me an offer that I can't refuse
And just when we are off to a good start
You have to go and break a good body part
It might as well be my heart cause that's the life I choose
I said, boys like me don't get too near
To girls like you not out of fear
But cause girls like you are way too much
Thanks but no thanks I don't need a souvenir
It'll be like I was never here
You are right boys like me would just disappear
Cause girls like you are way too much
Girls like you are obviously nuts
And here, you can keep your green umbrella
Said we fall in love so easily
with anyone left out there,
If you want the girl of your dreams boys
You better be prepared for a nightmare
Girls like me are everywhere
in every house, in every poem
Boys like you need to learn not to care
When girls like me will wanna be alone
It's raining out there just take this green umbrella