Well thereâs one thing momma,
I think you should know,
it is not love that makes the flowers grow
but a complex electron transfer process known as photosynthesis when chlorophyll reacts with the light of day.
since youâre gone, the light has gone away.
oh, thereâs one more thing momma,
I think that youâre fine,
it is not love that makes the stars shine
but the spontaneous combustion of superheated super condensed gases and the process known as fusion that creates new elements when the time is right.
since your gone, the stars donât shine so bright.
oh, thereâs another thing momma,
I think that I should confide,
it is not love thatâll turn the tide
but the net difference in the gravitational pull between the earth and the moon as it is acted out upon the waves
since youâre gone, I feel washed away
I could a been a planetition to study rockets for a livinâ what a work out better in the end, but to get more specific, Iâd break every law of physics to bring you back to me againâ¦
But thereâs one more thing,
Iâll tell you if I can,
it is not love that makes a non stick frying panâ¦
But a top secret trademarked conglomerated most likely carcinogenetic polyurethaneic compound spread a micro-thin substance over a negatively charged layer of aluminum copper iron lead, VHS, FYI, apple pie, FBI and some other elements tooâ¦
since youâre gone I wish Iâd stuck to you.
- :
- Acoustic Live, Vol. 1
- Sermon on the Rocks
- The Beast in Its Tracks
- Bringing In the Darlings (EP)
- So Runs The World Away
- Hello Starling
- Golden Age Of Radio
- The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
- Miscellaneous
- To The Yet Unknowing World (EP)
- Snow Is Gone
- Whole Lotta Live. Best of Today FM Sessions
- Homecoming
- Homecoming - Single
- Where The Night Goes
- Where the Night Goes - Single
- Getting Ready to Get Down
- Getting Ready to Get Down - Single
- Hello Starling (Deluxe Edition)
- In the Dark: Live At Vicar Street