: Coo,
what
a
nice
day.
I
think
Ill have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Dont
leave
it
in
the
sun
to
long
though,
itll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, there
playing
my
tune!
When I go down the seaside
I'm feeling rather rude
The girls in their bikinis
Are showing all their boobs
And when they see my stick of rock
They all shout out with glee
If all you give it all away
Please save a lick for me
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!
I took a stroll along the beach
My rock was in my hand
I saw a girl buried
Up to her neck in sand
She said some boys did this to me
So please help get me out
Before I could assist her
My rock shot in her mouth
And she cried-
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!
I'm always in the discos
As soon as the sun goes down
I chat up all the nice galls
With bodies nice and brown
I take them back to me chalet
And they always get a shock
When I turn the lights on
And they see the size of me rock
They all cry-
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!
When me holidays are over
Me rock goes home with me
Athough it's not as big as it was
It's big enough for me
If you want to know who my girlfriend is
Take a look around the place
She's the one in the corner
With a smile upon her face
And she loves that it's a big one
She's never seen one as big as that before
And she loves that it's a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!
: Well
darling,
I
bet
youve never seen one as big as this have you?"
: "Oh yes I have. The milkmans
got
one,
and
he
showed
it
to
me
while
you
were
on
holiday
: Coo,
that
must
be
what
they
mean
by
are you getting enough.
I'll tell you what, you're
not
getting
any
more
of
mine!
: Oh
come
on
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more!
- :
- Miscellaneous
- Six Play: Judge Dread
- Big Six: The Legendary Dance Hall Remixes
- Ska Fever
- Big Ones
- Big Seven: The Best of Judge Dread
- Trojan Creole Reggae Box Set
- The Beast of Judge Dread
- The Very Best of Ska (disc 3)
- Reggae Magic
- Walls of Jericho
- The Creole Reggae Box Set
- 70 Artists That Changed the World
- Reggae Hits
- Reggae Rockers
- The Best Of Reggae
- Pressure Drop: Reggae Riddims
- Best Of Reggae Volume 16
- Reggae With a Difference
- Seventies Legends Vol. 1