Judy Garland du berry was a lady friendship

If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail, I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you're ever up a tree, phone to me
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine, borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep
If you ever lose your mind, I will be kind
And if you ever lose your shirt, I will be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get cut in half, I'll laugh
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the creek
Ours will still be slick
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, whoop, whoop, whoa
Hep, hep, hep
Chuck, chuck, chuck
Dig, dig, dig
Good evening, friend!