He was found 10 years ago
He was found growing
In Beth's dad's garden
He blinked and pooped
And astrobarfed
Hella gross, fluids
He nearly died
Wallow saved his life
And he built a caccoon
With wings so red
And belly so round
He makes the ladies swoon
Catbug
Is he a cat, a bug, or an evil grub
Catbug
Once you hear his voice you fall in love
He can jump to the seethrough zone
Catbug
There's still so much that we don't know
He only needs 3 things
A bath
Some yogurt
And a place to go duty
Beware he's bad as perrana
You'll lose your head like jelly kid
Or you can throw a blanket over it
Catbug
Is he a cat, a bug, or an evil grub
Catbug
once you hear his voice you fall in love
He can jump to the seethrough zone
Catbug
There's still so much that we don't know
Catbug