The uncrowned world champion of self-pity.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
Oh, when I'm a little rascal.
I'm like a chicken hawk that's eaten battery acid.
Understand me, my dear,
Even if you hit the fire like a sponge .
You can't help it but from puss,
When life is so puss nowadays.
Like from the worst sobbing movie;
The whole thing is straight from Peffa!
Himself I am the uncrowned world champion.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
The uncrowned world champion of self-pity.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
Why do you have to jump for joy?
I want to cry and pinch your nerves.
Don't leave this pain behind.
I want to be bitter I swallow lime.
I don't sing punk songs anymore.
I only listen to gothic music.
Moldy dishes lying in the sink
And foreign dogs pissing on the floors.
By yourself. lin uncrowned world champion.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
The uncrowned world champion of self-pity.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
The uncrowned world champion of self-pity.
Let me be stoned; I'm a megamartyr!
The uncrowned world champion of self-pity.
Let me be stoned; I am a megamartyr!