My willy won't go
My willy won't go
Point it at the tray
But the piss it won't flow
My Willy won't go
My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh
I really, really try
But my bladder's really shy
Don't want anyone to see my little guy
I really need one
But the piss it won't run
Others come in
I pretend I am done
My Willy won't go
My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh
I really, really try
But my bladder's really shy
Don't want anyone to see my little guy
My willy won't go-oh-oh oh oh
I want to drain the vein
As I'm getting groinal pain
Gonna have to queue for the cubicle again