I've done something wrong
But my desire for fame and fortune was just too strong
I've been a good ol' Joseph Fritzl all along
I just wanted to make a Billboard Top Ten song
One hit song
But in my keyboard I didn't find...
...that perfect take-off sound...
...that a tropical hit demands
I tried every flute I found
But I couldn't play that sound...
...that could put you in a trance
Make everybody dance
But then I went to Karl Johan...
...and I heard this awesome band...
...play the flute called Pan
It was a pan flute band
And I am mearly just a man...
...so I rented me a van...
...and led them on...
...with two for one
Had to be done
Had to be done
*Instrumental*
But now I'm sad
Cuz my conscience tells me what I've done is bad
It was the pan flute's magic sound that made me mad
I destroyed something amazing for a fad
A stupid fad
And then I came to realise...
...stealing indians isn't nice
So i tried to make amends...
...with fountain fun like in Friends
Give them bracelets, fix their hair
Give them flat caps they could wear
But nothing cleared the air
I went back to Karl Johan
There was not an awesome band
There was no band land...
...and a stupid stand
And it was hard for me to see...
...all the pain and apathy...
...from the lack of pan
The awesome pan flute band
All because of me
So i set them free
*Instrumental*