When I woke up this morning I was feeling fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine
So I called reception but to no avail
That´s why I´m telling you this sorry tale
I went bang- I said shut up
I went bang- I said rap up
Well I´m aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot d´ya want
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you dont work you get no pay
Well, I ve been to the east, I ve been to the west
But the girls I like most are the ones undressed
Well, Hello Adam, where youve been?
I said stand aside cause I´m feeling mean
Ive had a gutful of you and I´m feeling bad
'Cause you´re an ugly old pirate and ain´t I glad
He said Captain- I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot
He said Captain, I said wot d´ya want
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said wot
He said Captain I said what d´ya want
repeat till end