Lance Butters angebot skit

[Part 1]
Hey, I walk into the club and see her standing there
The bitch says: “I've never seen you here before.”
And me say: âMe neither.â
Because I actually sit around at home every evening
And smoke one - two - three or four - no idea how much
Hey, Shit confused, but back to the topic:
You're a girl and I have a penis, something could work out
She thinks I'm too direct a way - (prudish) prudish piece of shit
And I know what's coming next, you're talking stupidly
I'm supposed to conquer you and I'll whisper it in your ear:
[ Hook]
Come home with me, what are you afraid of?
Complain afterwards if you want or can
This is just an offer I'm making to you'
Take it , turn it down - fuck it
But I've long since smelled that you need it
Why else stand in the club during the week?
It's just an offer I'm making you '
Accept it, reject it - fuck it