Debug the systems
Drive-through thoughts
Pick up the cake for the holiday
Understanding thick accents
Over-stepping the dots
Your paper makes you look so scholarly
You can pay people to write your essays
You can pay them to take your tests
Wrap yourself around my neck
How many degrees can you collect?
I don't choose that way
I've got my paper and it doesn't matter what it says
I won't cube myself in the hallway
And cry shapes and sizes
If I marry you
Will I have to carry your weight
With a down payment?
If I carry your babe
Will I be a complaint
Or your estate -estate statement?
Will you be in the #1 Dad race
With a brief case
Just to provide the space?
Will I become a cliche?
I can't stand the sound it makes