Are you in harms way?
What can be done?
Stay there in the corner
Sucking your thumb
Give us five chances
We'll want five more
You just stay there
With your cup of tea repour
Are you inadequate?
How do you know where to fit?
Stay There in a snit
Locked in the attic
Stay there all stubborn
Listening to the parade
We'll all be out here
Sipping lemonade
It's a fast zipper
That catches the chin
And leaves you bleeding
With a torn piece of skin
Get over it!
Go out to the sledding hill
Carry your hot chocolate
In hopes it won't spill
Talk to your roommate
About doing the dishes
Would you stay there
If you had three wishes
Stay there all stubborn
Listening to the parade
We'll all be out here
Sipping lemonade
So walk this way
Follow the signs
We'll seek for guidance
And leave those bread crumbs behind
You'd be so beautiful
Under the full moon
You're moving everywhere
But you're falling down like underwear
Just run on the spot
To get yourself warm
Like bike seat bum cheeks
Trying to get home in the storm
Who knew how hard you'd have to petal
To get through the weather
Sitting there all awkward
In your Christmas sweater
You don't mix well with cocktails
You don't go well with wine
Spring in another season
It's redecorating time
(Instrumental)
This painful little guitar
This playful little guitar
This painful little guitar
It relates to you
This playful little guitar
This painful little guitar
This playful little guitar
It relates to you
Stay there play there...
In your underwear!